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klang (SKY) lv 39, carracosta (SHETA) lv 40, bouffalant (GARTERBELT) lv 39, sigilyph (CLEOPATRA) lv 39, sawk (MOTHERFUCK) lv 39, mienfoo (PARADOX) lv 38

SKY isn't particularly a strong pokemon, but it's resistant to normal, flying, rock, bug, ghost, steel, grass, psychic, ice, dragon and dark-type moves. i tend to use it as a tank - but it knows this really awesome move called gear grind that's devastating. it's a move similar to fury swipes but a bit stronger. also it looks cool.

funny story about SHETA. a carracosta is one of the pokemon you get out of a fossil. the gender ratio is 87.5% male, 12.5% female, so i didn't bother looking when i named him OOGWAY. turns out that he is a she. hello, name rater. SHETA's defense is fucking OFF THE CHARTS, and her attack stat isn't bad, either. i was tempted to use her as an hm slave but decided against it when i saw her defense. i might teach her surf, though.

i mostly wanted a bouffalant so i could name it GARTERBELT, but his attack stat is bigger than the state of alaska. i SWEEPED the dragon gym with him. on top of that, his ability is sap sipper, which means he is entirely immune to grass-type moves. in fact, they raise his speed. back the fuck up, don't mess with this gangster.

CLEOPATRA i got because i lost to n's twice, and i almost lost to a lowly psychic in the desert resort. bulbapedia says sigilyphs are rare, but i found CLEOPATRA almost instantly. her special attack is great, and she can learn a huge variety of moves. she's a fly slave, but still a good sweeper.

MOTHERFUCK i caught solely to use in the normal gym, but i loved him so much i kept him. he's really fast and really strong. he's saved my ass about a thousand times and for that i'm grateful. i once boxed him and i felt so weird i brought him back.

i really only have PARADOX because i'm training him. he might become a regular because he'll evolve into this badass motherfucker. i know it's a bad idea to have 2 fighting types, but look at those goddamn stats. i might box MOTHERFUCK if PARADOX turns out to be stronger. he moonlights as a strength slave.

The How's My Driving? Meme

I PLAY SO MANY CHARACTERS GOD DAMN

les chansons d'amour
A FRENCH MUSICAL WITH GAY SEX. have you ever heard so many good things in one sentence? don’t answer that. this movie was adorable, and the singing was great, but the plot was extremely dull. the scenario is very realistic (if not a little depressing). overall, this is a good movie, but i personally don’t recommend it.

rating: maybe

the fall
holy fucking shit this was good. lee pace is like the best actor fucking ever ngl. and like, the dialogue was SO REALISTIC. like they stuttered and interrupted and had to repeat thingsdfljsdsfl it was incredible. the cinematography was like eyegasmic. the STORY ITSELF was incredible. punched me in the face, man. right in my amazing face. in short:

rating: very yes

the producers
i LOVE this. musicals are totally my thing, even moreso if they have wildly over-the-top dance numbers and ferris bueller. i mean matthew broderick. it was hilarious and supa kawaii. i’ll admit it, i didn’t think it’d be this good. color me surprised.

rating: yes

the secret of kells
this. was. fucking. incredible. i simply cannot get over the visuals. me and sky had chills the whole movie, shit was so cash. the plot was intense as fuck, which was really surprising. the voice acting was amazing. i especially love how aisling can’t sing worth a fuck. it’s realistic how she actually SOUNDS like a child. i’d have appreciate more background information on her, but i’ll let that slide. the rest of the movie makes up for any imperfections.

rating: YES

the princess and the frog
OH MY FUCKING GOD I WAS SOBBING LIKE A LITTLE BIIIIIITCH I FUCKING LOVED IT. the end bit with all the voodoo legitimately creeped me out. also the part with ray? i was like oh my god??????????????????? oh my god

rating: YES

slc punk!
i. have mixed feelings about this. and by that i mean i don’t know HOW to feel. it wasn’t as comedic as i expected. in place of the comedy was some really introspective ideas regarding anarchy, order, and whatever the fuck is in between. the end was like a punch in the face. really makes you think, man.

rating: yes?

in my dream i am the new year. its me

HONESTY MEME

in other news i got a new layout
litzplosion litzplosion litzplosion
you know you love it FOREVER

also i have school tomorrow, boo

but after me and mike are getting dunkin donuts fuck yes

Time for a
GET IT OFF YOUR CHEST
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so once i get downstairs and put on iron man 2 my mom is like "f-fff sorry i have to vacuum". i was like FFFUUU but she said it so nicely i let her.

yes i am home sick and it's legitimate. X(



DAY IS 10X BETTER, NEW DOGS CHAPTER

trying to jumpstart my creative batteries. feelin' pretty down lately - for some reason i can't write anything unless it's 8am and i'm tired as a motherfucker. idk wtf is wrong but hopefully this will help. fuck yea.

ALSO I RESERVE THE RIGHT TO NOT WRITE YOUR PROMPT IF I'M NOT FEELING IT. if that happens i'm really fucking sorry, bro :c

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( all these people understand is a gun in their face or the cash in their hand )

FUCKING LUDO CONCERT. xvmchxvkjsdhfdskjfhds i haven't had so much fun in my life. i didn't get to meet the band, but i shook convy's hand and touched andrew's shoe? that was pretty rad. i went with diana and kole. C: we took a FUCKING LIMO and went with thea and mom, who went out to dinner at some fancy indian restaurant.

( CUT FOR FUCKING AMAZING ALSO IT'S VERY IMAGE HEAVY )